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Patient has a 2,400-pin board titled 'someday'. She has been in the current relationship for 3 months. He has not been shown the board. The board is older.
The board updates faster than any relationship.
No treatment. The color palette was settled in 2019 and will not be revisited.
Patients with Severe Wedding-Pinterest-Board Obsession typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Severe Wedding-Pinterest-Board Obsession present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Nuptialis digitalis planning praematura, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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