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Patient has not heard from them since March. Is waiting proudly. Has crafted a detailed theory involving a work trip, a dead phone, and a misunderstanding.
The theory is now load-bearing.
None. Any evidence against the theory is discarded.
Patients with Chronic Ghosted-But-Hopeful Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Ghosted-But-Hopeful Syndrome present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Silentium optimismus permanens, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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