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Patient has been asked 'do you have a charger?' during a wedding, a funeral, and three separate airports. His own phone is at 91%. Hers is at 4%. It has always been 4%.
Irreversible. He now carries a spare cable everywhere.
Accept the new responsibility. A portable battery should be permanent luggage.
Patients with Severe Her-Phone-Battery Emergency Responder Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Her-Phone-Battery Emergency Responder Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Batteria feminina responsabilitas patris — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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