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Patient describes a calm, functional partner as 'sweet but no spark.' Describes a chaotic, unreliable partner as 'intense.' Has ranked these preferences, on TikTok, for their followers.
Permanent. Intensity has been conflated with compatibility.
None. The chaos is the fuel.
Patients with Chronic Drama-Preference Condition typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Drama-Preference Condition was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Dramaturgia amorus electio — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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