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Partner's DMs contain paragraphs of language they would never use in person. 'It didn't mean anything' is technically the defense. It meant something.
Permanent. The DMs will not stop.
None. The account is not being deleted.
Patients with Chronic Online-Flirt Offline-Innocence Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Online-Flirt Offline-Innocence Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Duplicitas digitalis innocenta — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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