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Patient has pieced together the exact movements of their situationship from green dots, story timestamps, and Strava activity. Could brief a police panel.
Worsens after midnight.
None. Disabling 'last seen' only triggers further investigation.
Patients with Compulsive Last-Seen Detective Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Compulsive Last-Seen Detective Syndrome belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Activitas investigationis nocturna, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.