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Chronic Closure Addiction

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Closure Addiction
Finalis conversatio eternus
Clinical description

Patient has had the final talk with their ex eleven times. Each one is the last. Each one produces a new, more specific question that requires one further meeting.

Prognosis

Will not close. That is the closure.

Recommended treatment

None. Blocking is tried and undone within 48 hours.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Closure Addiction typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Closure Addiction is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework β€” and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.

In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Finalis conversatio eternus β€” a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.

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