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Patient realized, at 4:47 PM, that the date has significance. By 6:12 PM he is negotiating with a gas-station florist. The smell of the wrapping alone will betray him.
Recoverable once. Not twice. Three offences and the records start getting referenced.
Admit the offence. Propose a make-up dinner. Accept the 3-year follow-up reminder.
Patients with Terminal Forgotten-Anniversary Recovery typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Terminal Forgotten-Anniversary Recovery present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Dies nuptialis oblivio emergentia, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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