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Chronic Emotional-Support-Girlfriend Use

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Emotional-Support-Girlfriend Use
Amicus crisis exclusiva
Clinical description

Patient is contacted when their partner has had a bad day, a work drama, or a family fight. They are not contacted at any other time. This has been the deal for 2 years.

Prognosis

Role has calcified.

Recommended treatment

None. Leaving causes a brief and flattering panic.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Emotional-Support-Girlfriend Use typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Emotional-Support-Girlfriend Use is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework โ€” and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.

In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Amicus crisis exclusiva โ€” a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.

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