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Patient has given one more chance eleven times. Each one is the last. Each one is followed by another last one. Partner has stopped pretending to look surprised.
The next chance is pre-approved.
None. 'Last chance' no longer carries clinical weight.
Patients with Chronic One-More-Chance Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic One-More-Chance Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Iteratio infinitis opportunitatis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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