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Every 11 weeks — just as patient is starting to feel okay — they re-download an app, re-read an old thread, or text the one name they shouldn't. Recovery is reset to day 1.
Progress is cyclical, never cumulative.
None. Closure tour runs in perpetuity.
Patients with Chronic Healing-Interrupted Condition typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Healing-Interrupted Condition present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Restitutio sabotatus voluntarius, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.