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Patient has been on two dates with someone. Has now, mentally, named their first two children, picked the wedding venue (a barn, naturally), and chosen which parent would walk them down the aisle. Has created a private Pinterest board. Has been composing the vows during meetings. The love interest is, currently, eating lunch with no knowledge of any of this.
Chronic. Escalates with each successful date.
None. A physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork.
Patients with Pathological Future-Relationship Fabrication typically present with some or all of the following:
Pathological Future-Relationship Fabrication was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Plans nuptialis praematurus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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