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Patient has developed feelings for someone whose longest reply, in 8 weeks, has been 'haha yeah.' The feelings have deepened during the silences.
The dryness is the draw.
None. A full paragraph would ruin it.
Patients with Chronic Dry-Texter Attachment typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Dry-Texter Attachment belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Responsum laconicus amoris, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.