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Gym & Athletic Floor

Machine-hogging, locker-room politics, PR videos, spotter drama, Strava posting.

TERMINAL (12)

Terminal Dumbbell Re-Rack Refusal Patient has just completed bicep curls with the 35-pound dumbbells and placed them on the floor next to the ra
Terminal Group-Class Leaderboard Screenshot Patient takes a photo of the Orangetheory results board after every class and posts it to their Close Friends
Terminal Gym Bag Essentials Creep Patient's gym bag now weighs 14 pounds and contains: three pairs of shoes, four lifting belts, resistance band
Terminal Gym Breakup Custody Patient and their ex joined a gym together 14 months ago. They have now broken up. The gym has become territor
Terminal Gym Outfit 'Coordinated Set' Expansion Patient owns 47 matching Alo Yoga sets. Has not worn a mismatched gym outfit since 2021. A new set arrives eve
Terminal Locker Room Avoidance Syndrome Patient changes into gym clothes at home, drives 22 minutes to the gym in full workout attire, and drives home
Terminal Machine-Hogging Denial Patient has been sitting on the lat pulldown machine for 19 minutes, scrolling Instagram between sets. Has per
Terminal Mirror-Booty Verification Protocol Patient, between every set of a glute exercise, walks to the gym mirror, turns to 14-degrees off-profile, and
Terminal Mirror-Only Training Syndrome Patient trains exclusively the muscles they can see in the mirror. Chest: yes. Biceps: yes. Abs: yes. Front de
Terminal Post-PR Video Retake Disorder Patient hit a squat PR. The phone was angled slightly wrong. The lift does not look as heavy on camera as it f
Terminal Run Club Social Anxiety Patient joined a run club specifically to make friends. Has attended for 8 weeks. Has run exclusively next to
Terminal Strava Route Invention Patient has now run an additional 0.4 miles around their block to make their Strava activity land at exactly 5

Gym & Athletic Floor

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