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Patient, between every set of a glute exercise, walks to the gym mirror, turns to 14-degrees off-profile, and visually confirms the glutes are still, in fact, present. Has done this four times this session. Will do it four more. Has, on occasion, photographed the verification 'for form.' The form, in the angle of the photograph, is not what is being checked.
Chronic. Between-set behavior is, apparently, the workout.
None. The glutes have not, tragically, developed since the last check 90 seconds ago.
Patients with Terminal Mirror-Booty Verification Protocol typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Mirror-Booty Verification Protocol — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Speculum glutealis inter-series. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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