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Patient takes a photo of the Orangetheory results board after every class and posts it to their Close Friends on Instagram with a caption like 'felt cute' or 'earned these splat points.' The Close Friends consist of four people who also post their own boards. It is a group chat disguised as broadcasting.
Chronic. Every class becomes content.
None. The other four are doing the same thing.
Patients with Terminal Group-Class Leaderboard Screenshot typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Group-Class Leaderboard Screenshot — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Imago lecti post-classis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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