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Patient hit a squat PR. The phone was angled slightly wrong. The lift does not look as heavy on camera as it felt. Patient is now considering re-attempting the PR to get better footage. Has attempted this three times. Has failed the re-attempt twice, erasing the PR. The PR will not be posted.
Chronic. Footage drives legitimacy, not performance.
None. The PR, unfilmed well, is, apparently, null.
Patients with Terminal Post-PR Video Retake Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Post-PR Video Retake Disorder was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Recordationis repetita obsessiva — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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