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Patient has set up a phone on a tripod to film their deadlift PR. Has done three failed takes because the phone's timer didn't match their setup speed. Has now recruited a stranger to film. Has given the stranger instructions. Has not hit the PR. Will film again next Tuesday. The deadlift was technically sound.
Chronic. Each PR requires a film crew.
None. Unfilmed PRs don't count.
Patients with Pathological PR Video Production typically present with some or all of the following:
Pathological PR Video Production is a pathological behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Vitruvius recordationis personalis — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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