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Patient spent $8,400 building a home gym in their garage and has used it, verifiably, eleven times. Justifies the expense weekly to their partner by showing the per-use cost as 'still improving.' Has also kept their commercial gym membership 'for variety.' Garage spiders are thriving.
Chronic. The per-use math will never balance.
None. A rowing machine has just been added.
Patients with Advanced Home Gym Justification Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Advanced Home Gym Justification Syndrome — an advanced condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Justificatio gymnasii domestici. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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