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Patient started a six-week bulk in November 2023. It is now Month 17 of the bulk. They are eating 4,200 calories a day and consider this 'aggressive.' The cut, they insist, begins 'next month.' Has said this every month since February 2024. Pants have been retired systematically. The mirror is avoided at certain angles.
Chronic. The cut has not begun.
None. 'One more month' has been said 15 times.
Patients with Severe 'Bulking' Phase Indefinite Extension typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Severe 'Bulking' Phase Indefinite Extension present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Augmentum corporis sine fine, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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