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Patient completed a 6.2 mile run in 54 minutes and has now checked Strava kudos 14 times in the last hour. Got one kudos from a coworker and nothing else. Has drafted a caption explaining the 'recovery pace.' Has not posted it. Has deleted the activity. Has reposted the activity with a different title.
Chronic. Each post's kudos count is tracked to the minute.
None. The algorithm, apparently, did not favor this run.
Patients with Chronic Strava Kudos Anxiety typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Strava Kudos Anxiety belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Approbatio digitalis compulsiva, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.