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Pathological 'Quick Circuit' Delusion

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PATHOLOGICAL
Diagnosis
Pathological 'Quick Circuit' Delusion
Circulus rapidus falsus
Clinical description

Patient is doing a 'quick circuit' using five pieces of equipment simultaneously, rotating between them with small weighted hand towels marking each station. A personal trainer has observed this. Three members have approached the trainer with questions. Patient continues undisturbed. Their heart rate is fine. The perimeter has been secured.

Prognosis

Chronic. Circuits expand to meet available floor space.

Recommended treatment

None. Patient views this as efficient.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Pathological 'Quick Circuit' Delusion typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Pathological 'Quick Circuit' Delusion — a pathological condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Circulus rapidus falsus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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