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Patient has been staring at the open drawer of matching sports bras and biker shorts for 22 minutes. Has tried on three Lululemon sets. Has decided none photograph right under the gym's specific lighting. Will now be 14 minutes late to the 6 AM class they paid $34 to attend. The outfit did, ultimately, photograph fine.
Chronic. Every new set adds a new decision.
Untreatable. The mirror is consulted 6 times per session before leaving the house.
Patients with Severe Pre-Gym Outfit Planning Paralysis typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Pre-Gym Outfit Planning Paralysis was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Selectio vestis gymnasii obsessiva — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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