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Patient has taken two scoops of C4 despite the label clearly stating one. Feels, within eleven minutes, like they could lift a car. Feels, within 40 minutes, like they cannot feel their face. Has done three sets of squats at a weight that felt reasonable and is now questioning reality. Will do this again tomorrow.
Chronic. Each dose exceeds the previous by degrees.
None. The tingles are, apparently, part of the experience.
Patients with Chronic Pre-Workout Over-Administration typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Pre-Workout Over-Administration present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Stimulum pre-gymnasii excessivum, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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