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Patient joined a run club specifically to make friends. Has attended for 8 weeks. Has run exclusively next to the slowest person available to avoid small talk, despite being capable of the lead pack. Has not learned a single name. Will not invite anyone to the post-run coffee. Will continue attending.
Chronic. The purpose of the club has been forgotten.
None. Names have not been retained despite introductions.
Patients with Terminal Run Club Social Anxiety typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Run Club Social Anxiety — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Horror sociale cursus communitarius. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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