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Patient maintains correct mewing tongue-posture approximately 84% of their waking hours. Has watched 14 hours of Hamza content on the subject. Has been doing this for eleven months. Their jawline has changed by, conservatively, zero millimeters. Patient remains convinced. A before-and-after compilation is in the drafts folder.
Chronic. The jaw, apparently, needs more time.
None. A physician would not endorse this.
Patients with Pathological Mewing Consistency typically present with some or all of the following:
Pathological Mewing Consistency was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Positio linguae perpetua — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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