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Patient has, since January, announced a gym start date for the upcoming Monday sixteen separate times. It is now April. Has bought a Lululemon outfit. Has bought a new water bottle. Has joined a gym (cancelled). Has joined another gym (active, unvisited). This Monday, they say, will be different. It will not.
Chronic. The Monday, apparently, is sacred.
None. The gym membership is drafted autonomously each month.
Patients with Severe 'I'll Start Monday' Gym Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Severe 'I'll Start Monday' Gym Syndrome — a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Adventus lunae futurus perpetuus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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