Institute Category

Pets & Animal Culture

Dog-parent energy, cat personality projection, emotional-support animals, pet Instagram.

TERMINAL (9)

Terminal Cat-Voice Dialogue Disorder Patient voices their cat Biscuit out loud, in a specific high-pitched voice, for approximately 40% of their wa
Terminal Dog-First Housing Search Patient is apartment hunting in a major city and has rejected 11 units based on lack of dog-friendliness, yard
Terminal Dog-Parent Identity Fusion Patient refers to themselves as Bailey's mom in contexts where Bailey is not present and could not be relevant
Terminal Indoor-Voice Dog Correction Patient uses a distinct, low, corrective tone when speaking to their dog Rufus that they do not use for any hu
Terminal Is-That-A-Doodle Correction Patient cannot let a stranger's 'aw, is that a doodle?' go uncorrected. Launches into the full pedigree breakd
Terminal Matching-Pet-Human Outfit Patient owns four matching sweaters for themselves and their dog Pretzel. Has worn the Fair Isle set to Thanks
Terminal Off-Leash Overconfidence Patient walks their dog off-leash in areas clearly marked on-leash only. Insists the dog has 'really good reca
Terminal Other-Peoples-Dogs Judgment Patient has private, silent opinions about how every other dog owner is doing it wrong. The retractable leash
Terminal Stranger-Dog Kidnap Impulse Patient cannot walk past a dog in public without verbally announcing, loudly, that they want to steal it. Has