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Patient posts to r/Dogs, r/Puppy101, r/CatAdvice, and r/ReactiveDogs about their dog Mabel on a rolling basis, seeking consensus on issues that a vet could resolve in 11 minutes. Receives 47 contradictory opinions per post. Takes the advice of the fourth most-upvoted comment. Mabel is still biting the mailman.
Chronic. Vet visit has been deferred six times.
None. A new thread has been started this morning.
Patients with Severe Pet-Subreddit Over-Consultation typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Pet-Subreddit Over-Consultation was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Consilium forum animalis nocturnus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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