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Patient has interviewed three dog sitters for a three-night stay and asked all of them for references, prior sitter experience, a video walkthrough of their home, and confirmation they do not have stairs. Has selected the one with stairs anyway because she 'seemed like a dog person.' Is now second-guessing.
Chronic. Every absence triggers a fresh vetting process.
None. The decision has been unmade and remade twice.
Patients with Advanced Dog-Sitter Home Inspection typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Advanced Dog-Sitter Home Inspection present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Investigatio domus custodis rigida, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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