UNTREATABLE.COM
Patient has accepted that every single piece of clothing they own is now coated in a fine layer of golden retriever fur. Has stopped lint-rolling. Has stopped apologizing. Wore a black sweater to an interview. Got the job. Has not addressed the sweater.
Permanent. Every surface is, now, upholstered.
None. Resignation is, in this case, the treatment.
Patients with Advanced Fur-on-Clothing Resignation typically present with some or all of the following:
Advanced Fur-on-Clothing Resignation was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Pelus vestibus permanens — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.