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Patient ran a $99 Embark test on their mixed-breed rescue dog Nugget and has not stopped talking about the 14% Shiba Inu finding for six weeks. Nugget looks nothing like a Shiba Inu. Patient now attributes every weird behavior to 'the Shiba in him.' Nugget is chewing a stick.
Chronic. The 14% has become load-bearing.
None. Another $99 test is being considered for confirmation.
Patients with Pathological DNA-Test Breed Surprise typically present with some or all of the following:
Pathological DNA-Test Breed Surprise is a pathological behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Examen geneticum revelatus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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