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Patient sends their friend Sarah 4-7 unsolicited photos of their kitten Waffles per day via iMessage, typically with no caption. Has done this for 11 weeks. Sarah has replied 'cute!' 40 times. Sarah has muted the thread and is waiting for Waffles to outgrow the stage.
Chronic. Waffles is, tragically, still a kitten.
None. Reply frequency does not affect send frequency.
Patients with Severe Kitten-Spam Sender Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Kitten-Spam Sender Disorder is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Imago felis transmissa compulsiva — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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