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Patient cannot let a stranger's 'aw, is that a doodle?' go uncorrected. Launches into the full pedigree breakdown: 'actually she is a Lagotto Romagnolo, which is a Italian water breed, they are the ones that hunt truffles —' The stranger only wanted to pet the dog. The dog has lost interest.
Chronic. Worsens at every dog park introduction.
None. The lineage card is basically printed.
Patients with Terminal Is-That-A-Doodle Correction typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Is-That-A-Doodle Correction — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Genus erratum correctus perpetuus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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