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Patient and their ex share custody of a rescue mutt named Gary. Tuesdays and Fridays at Gary's original apartment. Weekends at the ex's. Patient has met their ex's new partner more times than their own friends this year. Gary is thriving. Patient is not.
Permanent. The Google Calendar invite has been active for 14 months.
None. Gary, apparently, has needs.
Patients with Severe Ex-Partner Pet Custody Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Ex-Partner Pet Custody Disorder was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Custodia animalis post-relationes — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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