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Patient is apartment hunting in a major city and has rejected 11 units based on lack of dog-friendliness, yard access, or walkability to a park. Their dog, Oscar, is a 12-pound pug. Patient's commute will now be 58 minutes. The apartment has no dishwasher. Oscar will be fine.
Permanent. The dog's needs are load-bearing.
None. The commute is considered a fair trade.
Patients with Terminal Dog-First Housing Search typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Dog-First Housing Search — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Quaestio domus canis prioritas. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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