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Patient is bringing their dog Hank to a friend's house for the first time and has been texting the friend questions for four days. 'Will Scout like him?' 'Should I bring his bed?' 'What if he is weird about the couch?' The friend has replied 'it will be fine' 11 times. It will be fine.
Chronic. Every dog introduction triggers the loop.
Untreatable. Pre-meeting questionnaire has been drafted.
Patients with Acute Do-They-Get-Along Anxiety typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Do-They-Get-Along Anxiety was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Anxietas socialitatis caninae — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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