Institute Category

Friendships

One-sided effort, convenience friends, drama magnets.

TERMINAL (6)

Terminal Bride-Speech Performance Anxiety Patient is the maid of honor. The speech has been written, edited, read aloud, re-written, and memorized. It i
Terminal Bridesmaid-Group-Chat Saturation Patient is in 4 bridesmaid group chats. Each sends 200 messages per day about the same three topics. She has o
Terminal Friend-Group Historian Disorder Patient has perfect recall of every event, conversation, and minor grievance within their friend group dating
Terminal Group-Chat Ghosting Patient last replied in the group chat in March. Reads every message. Has opinions on every message. Has not t
Terminal Invitation-Archaeology Disorder Patient scrolls through their old photos for evidence that they once had a social life. Finds a 2019 brunch. F
Terminal One-Sided Friendship Patient has initiated every meetup for six years. Does all the planning, all the texting, all the birthday-rem

Acute Girls'-Trip Friendship Fracture Patient has returned from the Mykonos trip with only two of the original seven on speaking terms. Three have u