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Before seeing old friends, patient rehearses anecdotes, updates their LinkedIn, and buys new clothes. The reunion is a performance. Connection is secondary to positioning.
Permanent. Every reunion is a showcase.
None. The friends are doing the same.
Patients with Chronic Reunion-Performance Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Reunion-Performance Disorder was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Conventus amicorum theatricus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.