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Patient last replied in the group chat in March. Reads every message. Has opinions on every message. Has not typed a word.
Irreversible. Will now only respond with a thumbs-up, eight hours late.
Untreatable. Being @-mentioned only deepens the silence.
Patients with Terminal Group-Chat Ghosting typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Group-Chat Ghosting is a terminal behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Chatus abandonus permanens — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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