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Patient has returned from the Mykonos trip with only two of the original seven on speaking terms. Three have unfollowed. One got married during the trip. Nobody will discuss what happened on day four.
Two of the friendships will recover. One will not. The group chat has been renamed.
A spa weekend with different friends. Do not reference the trip.
Patients with Acute Girls'-Trip Friendship Fracture typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Acute Girls'-Trip Friendship Fracture — an acute condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Itinerarium feminarum crisis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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