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Patient was invited to the ceremony but not the rehearsal. Then noticed another friend was invited to both. The friendship hierarchy is now visible and it is not where the patient believed.
Seating assignment will worsen it.
None. Wearing a better dress was attempted.
Patients with Severe Wedding-Invite Stratification Anxiety typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Wedding-Invite Stratification Anxiety was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Matrimonium invitatio hierarchicus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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