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Every single meetup with this friend produces a story that requires backstory. A dinner has ended in the police being called. Twice.
Permanent. The friend does not experience the drama.
None. The friend describes the incidents as 'wild.'
Patients with Chronic Drama-Magnet Friendship typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Drama-Magnet Friendship belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Chaos socialis magneticus, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.