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Patient has initiated every meetup for six years. Does all the planning, all the texting, all the birthday-remembering. Stopping for a test produced total silence.
Permanent. The friendship will continue on zero input.
None. Mentioning it is 'making it weird.'
Patients with Terminal One-Sided Friendship typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal One-Sided Friendship was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Amicitia unilateralis effortica — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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