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Patient is planning her third bachelorette of the year. The spreadsheet has 11 tabs. She has not slept through a single night in 6 weeks. She is not the bride in any of them.
Worsens with each subsequent wedding season.
Delegate. She cannot delegate. The control is, regrettably, load-bearing.
Patients with Chronic Bachelorette-Planning Burnout typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Bachelorette-Planning Burnout present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Nuptialis celebratio exhaustio organizantis, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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