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There is a second group chat. You are not in it. You are the topic. Your own group chat has not heard this much from them all year.
The second chat is named after you.
None. The screenshots have already been taken.
Patients with Chronic Group-Chat Backstab Condition typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Group-Chat Backstab Condition is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Duplicitas chatus parallelus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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