Formulary Entry

Vestimentum Moratorium

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #23,733 Gaming & Consoles

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Vestimentum Moratorium

(Skin Moratorium, one season)

Dosage	Zero (0) V-Bucks purchased for one full Fortnite season
Frequency	One-season reset, repeatable
Duration	Approximately 10 weeks
Refills	Unlimited — the battle pass will return

Side effects May include the specific restlessness of playing in a skin from last season, the phantom urge to 'just this one crossover,' and — by week six — the observation that the default character has, apparently, been eliminating just as many opponents as the $20 Marvel skin was.

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The Institute dispenses Vestimentum Moratorium for:

Pathological Fortnite V-Bucks skin spending
The $490-across-three-years total
The specific 74-skin-locker-using-two pattern that has defined cosmetic engagement

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Vestimentum Moratorium is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.

Patients know it in practice as Skin Moratorium, one season — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.

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