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| Dosage | One (1) controller placed down, calmly, after a loss; no restart for 10 minutes |
| Frequency | Per tilt episode |
| Duration | Permanent behavior adjustment |
| Refills | Unlimited — the lobby will, apparently, be there in 10 minutes |
The Institute dispenses Controllerium Depositum for:
Controllerium Depositum is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Controller Deposited, one lost match — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.