UNTREATABLE.COM
| Dosage | One (1) PS5 purchased; the PS4, honored, retired |
| Frequency | Once |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | 0 — the console generation has, apparently, moved on |
The Institute dispenses Consola Nova Acceptata for:
Consola Nova Acceptata is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading New Console, accepted — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.