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Patient has, across three years, spent approximately $490 on Fortnite skins. Currently owns 74. Uses, in any given week, the same two. The other 72 sit in a locker for, apparently, completeness. The battle pass is on auto-renew. Patient has, on one occasion, defended the purchase of a $20 Marvel crossover skin with the phrase 'it's an investment.' The skin cannot be sold. Nothing is recoverable.
Chronic. Each new season introduces four skins patient will not skip.
None. The battle pass, in patient's view, 'basically pays for itself.'
Patients with Pathological Fortnite V-Bucks Skin Spending typically present with some or all of the following:
Pathological Fortnite V-Bucks Skin Spending belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Vestimentum virtuale cumulativum, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
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